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THEY'RE BACK - AND THEY'RE BETTER THAN EVER!
THE DINOSAUR FILES!
HAIL TO THE DINOSAURS!
From August, 1987 through August, 2002, I published a hard-copy, snail-mail, the postman-delivers-it-to-your-door monthly newsletter called The Dinosaur Files. The motto of the Dinosaur Files said it all: "HARD WORK - HEAVY IRON - SUPER STRENGTH!"
If you missed them the first time around, you missed something really special - and something that turned out to be quite a collector's item. A very special publication - for a very special kind of reader - the kind of reader who trains Dino-style: hard, heavy and serious!
Readers LOVED The Dinosaur Files - and many said it was their all-time favorite training journal. And for the past eight years, readers have literally begged me to BRING BACK THE FILES!
And now - in response to overwhelming demand from dinosaurs around the world - THE DINOSAUR FILES ARE BACK - and they're going to be BETTER THAN EVER!
So let's get down to brass tacks -- here's what we're talking about:
A monthly newsletter devoted to the art and craft of serious, no-nonsense, Dino-style strength training |
Hard work, heavy iron, super strength!
Your number one resource for drug-free strength training
Detailed strength training programs
Iron Game History
Profiles of the strongest drug-free athletes who ever lived
Forgotten exercises - and how to perform them!
New exercises you've never seen before - with photos showing exactly how to perform them!
Training photos from my garage gym
Lost secrets from the past
The philosophy of strength
Motivation by the ton!
New and unique pieces of training equipment - and how to use them
Updates on new developments at Dino Headquarters
Letters, workout reports and feedback from your fellow dinosaurs
The "Dinosaur of the Month." |
Photos from readers
The "Workout of the Month"
Articles written especially for older lifters
Tips on gaining muscular bodyweight
Diet and nutrition articles
Articles from readers
Golden Age training advice and training articles you won't find anywhere else - authored by Iron game legends - with my own special commentary!
Special articles from guest writers - including some of the top guns in strength and power training
Training tips for wrestlers and martial artists
Special advice for cellar-dwellers and garage gorillas
The mental aspects of strength training
Monthly challenges to readers
The Dinosaur Strength and Health League
And much more!
Dinosaur Training is all about thinking BIG - BIG iron, BIG muscles, BIG strength and BIG power. And the Dinosaur Files are no exception to the THINKING BIG rule. I could have made them four pages per issue - or six pages - or eight pages - but I didn't. I went BIG.
Try 20 information-packed pages per issue.
That's right! Each issue of The Dinosaur Files will be megasaurus big and megasaurus thick. 20 pages, with a professionally designed layout and a two-column format so that each issue packages plenty of hard-hitting material. With 12 issues per year, that gives you a grand total of 240 pages per year - the equivalent of several thick volumes if the information were packaged in book form.
YOUR MONTHLY DOSE OF MESOZOIC MOTIVATION!
The Dinosaur Files will be mailed no later than the 10th day of the month. I'll send an email from the Dinosaur Training website to let everyone know when the issues are mailed.
Each issue of The Dinosaur Files will be mailed to you - unfolded -- in a large envelope. Obviously, this costs more money than using a self-mailing format, but it's an important plus for you. I want you to receive each issue in good condition - as close as possible to "hot off the press" condition. Personally, I can't stand newsletters that are mailed without covers - especially if they're folded in half and taped or stapled. If something is worth buying and reading, it's worth saving and rereading - and it's hard to save something that looks like it's been through a Pier Six Brawl by the time it arrives in your mail-box.
Remember, each issue of the Dinosaur Files will be a collector's item someday - so I know you're going to save each and every issue!
DI-NORMOUS VALUE -- FOR JUST PENNIES PER DAY!
Now, I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking, "It sounds GREAT, but with that much terrific content, that many pages, professional design and layout, professional printing, mailed in an envelope - what will it cost?"
That's a fair question.
Here's the answer.
For readers in the USA (and for subscriptions shipped to APO and AFPO addresses), your
subscription to The Dinosaur Files will run a mere $60.00. That's works out to 16.4 cents a day.
One dime, one nickel and two pennies. You probably carry that twice as much spare change in your
pocket every day. Throw your spare change in an old pickle jar at the end of each day and you've covered your subscription with money to spare.
Anyone can afford something that costs less than 17 cents a day - and based on what you're receiving in return - 12 BIG issues of the best
strength training newsletter available - subscribing to The Dinosaur Files is the ultimate no-brainer.
International subscribers will have to pay a bit more to cover international postage. For Canadian readers, the subscription price
will be $70.00, and for international orders, the subscription price will be $80.00 - which works out to less than 22 cents per day.
Once again, we're talking pocket-change. You may wonder, "Why is he doing this? He ought to be charging two or three times as much for
something this good!" "
The answer is simple.
I WANT EVERY SINGLE DINOSAUR TO
SUBSCRIBE TO THE DINOSAUR FILES!
Because I KNOW that you're going to find The Dinosaur Files to be an incredibly valuable product. I know that the Files are going to continue your strength training education. I know that the Files will motivate and inspire you to attain new heights in your lifting. That they'll help you reach the very top of the Iron Mountain. That they're going to make you bigger, stronger and more powerful than you ever imagined.
The Dinosaur Files are far too valuable a resource to allow even one of you to miss out on them. And at pennies a day, no one has to miss out. Every dinosaur, anywhere in the world, can - and SHOULD - be part of The Dinosaur Files experience.
DO NOT DELAY - ACT NOW!
As always, thanks for reading - thanks for having the courage
and conviction to train Dino-style. And a very big "THANK YOU!" to
everyone who steps up and takes immediate action by subscribing to The Dinosaur Files!
Yours in Strength,
You can also send a check or money order to:
Brooks Kubik Enterprises, Inc.
P O Box 4426
Louisville, Kentucky 40204
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